The Innocents Abroad


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the farmer had to bring to the royal granaries on pack-mules any  
distance not exceeding six leagues) and from extravagant taxes on trade  
and commerce. Out of that five millions the small tyrant tried to keep  
an army of ten thousand men, pay all the hundreds of useless Grand  
Equerries in Waiting, First Grooms of the Bedchamber, Lord High  
Chancellors of the Exploded Exchequer, and all the other absurdities  
which these puppy-kingdoms indulge in, in imitation of the great  
monarchies; and in addition he set about building a white marble palace  
to cost about five millions itself. The result was, simply: ten into  
five goes no times and none over. All these things could not be done  
with five millions, and Otho fell into trouble.  
The Greek throne, with its unpromising adjuncts of a ragged population of  
ingenious rascals who were out of employment eight months in the year  
because there was little for them to borrow and less to confiscate, and a  
waste of barren hills and weed-grown deserts, went begging for a good  
while. It was offered to one of Victoria's sons, and afterwards to  
various other younger sons of royalty who had no thrones and were out of  
business, but they all had the charity to decline the dreary honor, and  
veneration enough for Greece's ancient greatness to refuse to mock her  
sorrowful rags and dirt with a tinsel throne in this day of her  
humiliation--till they came to this young Danish George, and he took it.  
He has finished the splendid palace I saw in the radiant moonlight the  
other night, and is doing many other things for the salvation of Greece,  
they say.  
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