The Innocents Abroad


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Good-morning, Sir. It is a fine day."  
He put his hand on his stomach and said, "Oh, my!" and then staggered  
away and fell over the coop of a skylight.  
Presently another old gentleman was projected from the same door with  
great violence. I said:  
"Calm yourself, Sir--There is no hurry. It is a fine day, Sir."  
He, also, put his hand on his stomach and said "Oh, my!" and reeled away.  
In a little while another veteran was discharged abruptly from the same  
door, clawing at the air for a saving support. I said:  
"Good morning, Sir. It is a fine day for pleasuring. You were about to  
say--"  
"
Oh, my!"  
I thought so. I anticipated him, anyhow. I stayed there and was  
bombarded with old gentlemen for an hour, perhaps; and all I got out of  
any of them was "Oh, my!"  
I went away then in a thoughtful mood. I said, this is a good pleasure  
excursion. I like it. The passengers are not garrulous, but still they  
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