The Innocents Abroad


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dozens present to see the miracle, it liquefies in four minutes.  
And here, also, they used to have a grand procession, of priests,  
citizens, soldiers, sailors, and the high dignitaries of the City  
Government, once a year, to shave the head of a made-up Madonna--a  
stuffed and painted image, like a milliner's dummy--whose hair  
miraculously grew and restored itself every twelve months. They still  
kept up this shaving procession as late as four or five years ago. It  
was a source of great profit to the church that possessed the remarkable  
effigy, and the ceremony of the public barbering of her was always  
carried out with the greatest possible eclat and display--the more the  
better, because the more excitement there was about it the larger the  
crowds it drew and the heavier the revenues it produced--but at last a  
day came when the Pope and his servants were unpopular in Naples, and  
the  
City Government stopped the Madonna's annual show.  
There we have two specimens of these Neapolitans--two of the silliest  
possible frauds, which half the population religiously and faithfully  
believed, and the other half either believed also or else said nothing  
about, and thus lent themselves to the support of the imposture. I am  
very well satisfied to think the whole population believed in those poor,  
cheap miracles--a people who want two cents every time they bow to you,  
and who abuse a woman, are capable of it, I think.  
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