The Innocents Abroad


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finished with the casual remark that we were lunatics. The observation  
was so innocent and so honest that it amounted to a very good thing for a  
guide to say.  
There is one remark (already mentioned,) which never yet has failed to  
disgust these guides. We use it always, when we can think of nothing  
else to say. After they have exhausted their enthusiasm pointing out  
to us and praising the beauties of some ancient bronze image or  
broken-legged statue, we look at it stupidly and in silence for five,  
ten, fifteen minutes--as long as we can hold out, in fact--and then ask:  
"Is--is he dead?"  
That conquers the serenest of them. It is not what they are looking for  
-especially a new guide. Our Roman Ferguson is the most patient,  
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unsuspecting, long-suffering subject we have had yet. We shall be sorry  
to part with him. We have enjoyed his society very much. We trust he  
has enjoyed ours, but we are harassed with doubts.  
We have been in the catacombs. It was like going down into a very deep  
cellar, only it was a cellar which had no end to it. The narrow passages  
are roughly hewn in the rock, and on each hand as you pass along, the  
hollowed shelves are carved out, from three to fourteen deep; each held a  
corpse once. There are names, and Christian symbols, and prayers, or  
sentences expressive of Christian hopes, carved upon nearly every  
sarcophagus. The dates belong away back in the dawn of the Christian  
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