The Innocents Abroad


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Dress Circle One Dollar; Children and Servants half price.  
An efficient police force will be on hand to preserve order and keep the  
wild beasts from leaping the railings and discommoding the audience.  
Doors open at 7; performance begins at 8.  
POSITIVELY NO FREE LIST.  
Diodorus Job Press.  
It was as singular as it was gratifying that I was also so fortunate as  
to find among the rubbish of the arena, a stained and mutilated copy of  
the Roman Daily Battle-Ax, containing a critique upon this very  
performance. It comes to hand too late by many centuries to rank as  
news, and therefore I translate and publish it simply to show how very  
little the general style and phraseology of dramatic criticism has  
altered in the ages that have dragged their slow length along since the  
carriers laid this one damp and fresh before their Roman patrons:  
"
THE OPENING SEASON.--COLISEUM.--Notwithstanding the inclemency  
of  
the weather, quite a respectable number of the rank and fashion of  
the city assembled last night to witness the debut upon metropolitan  
boards of the young tragedian who has of late been winning such  
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