The Innocents Abroad


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cabin. He belonged in the steerage. He was the life of the ship, the  
bloody-minded son of the Inquisition! He and the leader of the marine  
band of a French man-of-war played on the piano and sang opera turn  
about; they sang duets together; they rigged impromptu theatrical  
costumes and gave us extravagant farces and pantomimes. We got along  
first-rate with the friar, and were excessively conversational, albeit he  
could not understand what we said, and certainly he never uttered a word  
that we could guess the meaning of.  
This Civita Vecchia is the finest nest of dirt, vermin and ignorance we  
have found yet, except that African perdition they call Tangier, which is  
just like it. The people here live in alleys two yards wide, which have  
a smell about them which is peculiar but not entertaining. It is well  
the alleys are not wider, because they hold as much smell now as a person  
can stand, and of course, if they were wider they would hold more, and  
then the people would die. These alleys are paved with stone, and  
carpeted with deceased cats, and decayed rags, and decomposed  
vegetable-tops, and remnants of old boots, all soaked with dish-water,  
and the people sit around on stools and enjoy it. They are indolent, as  
a general thing, and yet have few pastimes. They work two or three  
hours at a time, but not hard, and then they knock off and catch flies.  
This does not require any talent, because they only have to grab--if  
they do not get the one they are after, they get another. It is all the  
same to them. They have no partialities. Whichever one they get is the  
one they want.  
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