The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER XVII.  
We had a pleasant journey of it seaward again. We found that for the  
three past nights our ship had been in a state of war. The first night  
the sailors of a British ship, being happy with grog, came down on the  
pier and challenged our sailors to a free fight. They accepted with  
alacrity, repaired to the pier, and gained--their share of a drawn  
battle. Several bruised and bloody members of both parties were carried  
off by the police and imprisoned until the following morning. The next  
night the British boys came again to renew the fight, but our men had had  
strict orders to remain on board and out of sight. They did so, and the  
besieging party grew noisy and more and more abusive as the fact became  
apparent (to them) that our men were afraid to come out. They went away  
finally with a closing burst of ridicule and offensive epithets. The  
third night they came again and were more obstreperous than ever. They  
swaggered up and down the almost deserted pier, and hurled curses,  
obscenity, and stinging sarcasms at our crew. It was more than human  
nature could bear. The executive officer ordered our men ashore--with  
instructions not to fight. They charged the British and gained a  
brilliant victory. I probably would not have mentioned this war had it  
ended differently. But I travel to learn, and I still remember that they  
picture no French defeats in the battle-galleries of Versailles.  
It was like home to us to step on board the comfortable ship again and  
smoke and lounge about her breezy decks. And yet it was not altogether  
like home, either, because so many members of the family were away. We  
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