The Innocents Abroad


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carriage and went into it. He was the only person there, and so he had  
plenty of room, and the situation being central, he could see all the  
preparations going on about the field. By and by there was a sound of  
music, and soon the Emperor of the French and the Emperor of Austria,  
escorted by the famous Cent Gardes, entered the enclosure. They seemed  
not to observe him, but directly, in response to a sign from the  
commander of the guard, a young lieutenant came toward him with a file of  
his men following, halted, raised his hand, and gave the military salute,  
and then said in a low voice that he was sorry to have to disturb a  
stranger and a gentleman, but the place was sacred to royalty. Then this  
New Jersey phantom rose up and bowed and begged pardon, then with the  
officer beside him, the file of men marching behind him, and with every  
mark of respect, he was escorted to his carriage by the imperial Cent  
Gardes! The officer saluted again and fell back, the New Jersey sprite  
bowed in return and had presence of mind enough to pretend that he had  
simply called on a matter of private business with those emperors, and so  
waved them an adieu and drove from the field!  
Imagine a poor Frenchman ignorantly intruding upon a public rostrum  
sacred to some six-penny dignitary in America. The police would scare  
him to death first with a storm of their elegant blasphemy, and then pull  
him to pieces getting him away from there. We are measurably superior to  
the French in some things, but they are immeasurably our betters in  
others.  
Enough of Paris for the present. We have done our whole duty by it. We  
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