The Innocents Abroad


google search for The Innocents Abroad

Return to Master Book Index.

Page
138 139 140 141 142

Quick Jump
1 187 374 560 747

happiness of seeing you devour four breakfasts this morning has so filled  
me with pleasurable emotions that I neglect the commonest interests of  
the time. However, we will proceed now to the Louvre, Ferguson."  
"But, doctor," (excitedly,) "it will take not a minute--not but one small  
minute! Ze gentleman need not to buy if he not wish to--but only look at  
ze silk--look at ze beautiful fabric. [Then pleadingly.] Sair--just only  
one leetle moment!"  
Dan said, "Confound the idiot! I don't want to see any silks today, and  
I won't look at them. Drive on."  
And the doctor: "We need no silks now, Ferguson. Our hearts yearn for  
the Louvre. Let us journey on--let us journey on."  
"But doctor! It is only one moment--one leetle moment. And ze time will  
be save--entirely save! Because zere is nothing to see now--it is too  
late. It want ten minute to four and ze Louvre close at four--only one  
leetle moment, Doctor!"  
The treacherous miscreant! After four breakfasts and a gallon of  
champagne, to serve us such a scurvy trick. We got no sight of the  
countless treasures of art in the Louvre galleries that day, and our only  
poor little satisfaction was in the reflection that Ferguson sold not a  
solitary silk dress pattern.  
140  


Page
138 139 140 141 142

Quick Jump
1 187 374 560 747