The Innocents Abroad


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tails. Such tranquil stupidity, such supernatural gravity, such  
self-righteousness, and such ineffable self-complacency as were in the  
countenance and attitude of that gray-bodied, dark-winged, bald-headed,  
and preposterously uncomely bird! He was so ungainly, so pimply about  
the head, so scaly about the legs, yet so serene, so unspeakably  
satisfied! He was the most comical-looking creature that can be  
imagined. It was good to hear Dan and the doctor laugh--such natural and  
such enjoyable laughter had not been heard among our excursionists since  
our ship sailed away from America. This bird was a godsend to us, and I  
should be an ingrate if I forgot to make honorable mention of him in  
these pages. Ours was a pleasure excursion; therefore we stayed with  
that bird an hour and made the most of him. We stirred him up  
occasionally, but he only unclosed an eye and slowly closed it again,  
abating no jot of his stately piety of demeanor or his tremendous  
seriousness. He only seemed to say, "Defile not Heaven's anointed with  
unsanctified hands." We did not know his name, and so we called him "The  
Pilgrim." Dan said:  
"All he wants now is a Plymouth Collection."  
The boon companion of the colossal elephant was a common cat! This cat  
had a fashion of climbing up the elephant's hind legs and roosting on his  
back. She would sit up there, with her paws curved under her breast, and  
sleep in the sun half the afternoon. It used to annoy the elephant at  
first, and he would reach up and take her down, but she would go aft and  
climb up again. She persisted until she finally conquered the elephant's  
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