The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER XI.  
We are getting foreignized rapidly and with facility. We are getting  
reconciled to halls and bedchambers with unhomelike stone floors and no  
carpets--floors that ring to the tread of one's heels with a sharpness  
that is death to sentimental musing. We are getting used to tidy,  
noiseless waiters, who glide hither and thither, and hover about your  
back and your elbows like butterflies, quick to comprehend orders, quick  
to fill them; thankful for a gratuity without regard to the amount; and  
always polite--never otherwise than polite. That is the strangest  
curiosity yet--a really polite hotel waiter who isn't an idiot. We are  
getting used to driving right into the central court of the hotel, in the  
midst of a fragrant circle of vines and flowers, and in the midst also of  
parties of gentlemen sitting quietly reading the paper and smoking. We  
are getting used to ice frozen by artificial process in ordinary bottles  
--the only kind of ice they have here. We are getting used to all these  
things, but we are not getting used to carrying our own soap. We are  
sufficiently civilized to carry our own combs and toothbrushes, but this  
thing of having to ring for soap every time we wash is new to us and not  
pleasant at all. We think of it just after we get our heads and faces  
thoroughly wet or just when we think we have been in the bathtub long  
enough, and then, of course, an annoying delay follows. These  
Marseillaises make Marseillaise hymns and Marseilles vests and Marseilles  
soap for all the world, but they never sing their hymns or wear their  
vests or wash with their soap themselves.  
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