The Innocents Abroad


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we were in beautiful France--in a vast stone house of quaint  
architecture--surrounded by all manner of curiously worded French signs  
--stared at by strangely habited, bearded French people--everything  
gradually and surely forcing upon us the coveted consciousness that at  
last, and beyond all question, we were in beautiful France and absorbing  
its nature to the forgetfulness of everything else, and coming to feel  
the happy romance of the thing in all its enchanting delightfulness--and  
to think of this skinny veteran intruding with her vile English, at such  
a moment, to blow the fair vision to the winds! It was exasperating.  
We set out to find the centre of the city, inquiring the direction every  
now and then. We never did succeed in making anybody understand just  
exactly what we wanted, and neither did we ever succeed in comprehending  
just exactly what they said in reply, but then they always pointed--they  
always did that--and we bowed politely and said, "Merci, monsieur," and  
so it was a blighting triumph over the disaffected member anyway. He was  
restive under these victories and often asked:  
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What did that pirate say?"  
Why, he told us which way to go to find the Grand Casino."  
Yes, but what did he say?"  
Oh, it don't matter what he said--we understood him. These are educated  
people--not like that absurd boatman."  
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