The Innocents Abroad


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her heaviest ships of war and her loudest guns to astonish these Muslims,  
while America and other nations send only a little contemptible tub of a  
gunboat occasionally. The Moors, like other savages, learn by what they  
see, not what they hear or read. We have great fleets in the  
Mediterranean, but they seldom touch at African ports. The Moors have a  
small opinion of England, France, and America, and put their  
representatives to a deal of red-tape circumlocution before they grant  
them their common rights, let alone a favor. But the moment the Spanish  
minister makes a demand, it is acceded to at once, whether it be just or  
not.  
Spain chastised the Moors five or six years ago, about a disputed piece  
of property opposite Gibraltar, and captured the city of Tetouan. She  
compromised on an augmentation of her territory, twenty million dollars'  
indemnity in money, and peace. And then she gave up the city. But she  
never gave it up until the Spanish soldiers had eaten up all the cats.  
They would not compromise as long as the cats held out. Spaniards are  
very fond of cats. On the contrary, the Moors reverence cats as  
something sacred. So the Spaniards touched them on a tender point that  
time. Their unfeline conduct in eating up all the Tetouan cats aroused a  
hatred toward them in the breasts of the Moors, to which even the driving  
them out of Spain was tame and passionless. Moors and Spaniards are foes  
forever now. France had a minister here once who embittered the nation  
against him in the most innocent way. He killed a couple of battalions  
of cats (Tangier is full of them) and made a parlor carpet out of their  
hides. He made his carpet in circles--first a circle of old gray  
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