(

reflecting his own) on the faces that remained, and every day some

new type joined the drifting shoal. He realised how small a chance his

poor letter from Easewood ran against this hungry cluster of

competitors at the fountain head.

At the back of Mr. Polly's mind while he made his observations was a

disagreeable flavour of dentist's parlour. At any moment his name

might be shouted, and he might have to haul himself into the presence

of some fresh specimen of employer, and to repeat once more his

passionate protestation of interest in the business, his possession of

a capacity for zeal--zeal on behalf of anyone who would pay him a

yearly salary of twenty-six pounds a year.

The prospective employer would unfold his ideals of the employee. "I

want a smart, willing young man, thoroughly willing--who won't object

to take trouble. I don't want a slacker, the sort of fellow who has to

be pushed up to his work and held there. I've got no use for him."

At the back of Mr. Polly's mind, and quite beyond his control, the

insubordinate phrasemaker would be proffering such combinations as

"Chubby Chops," or "Chubby Charmer," as suitable for the gentleman,

very much as a hat salesman proffers hats.

"I don't think you'd find much slackness about me, sir," said Mr.

Polly brightly, trying to disregard his deeper self.

I want a young man who means getting on."

The History of Mr Polly