The History of Mr Polly


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house-painting, cleaning windows, sweeping out and sanding the tap and  
bar, cleaning pewter, washing glasses, turpentining woodwork,  
whitewashing generally, plumbing and engineering, repairing locks and  
clocks, waiting and tapster's work generally, beating carpets and  
mats, cleaning bottles and saving corks, taking into the cellar,  
moving, tapping and connecting beer casks with their engines, blocking  
and destroying wasps' nests, doing forestry with several trees,  
drowning superfluous kittens, and dog-fancying as required, assisting  
in the rearing of ducklings and the care of various poultry,  
bee-keeping, stabling, baiting and grooming horses and asses, cleaning  
and "garing" motor cars and bicycles, inflating tires and repairing  
punctures, recovering the bodies of drowned persons from the river as  
required, and assisting people in trouble in the water, first-aid and  
sympathy, improvising and superintending a bathing station for  
visitors, attending inquests and funerals in the interests of the  
establishment, scrubbing floors and all the ordinary duties of a  
scullion, the ferry, chasing hens and goats from the adjacent cottages  
out of the garden, making up paths and superintending drainage,  
gardening generally, delivering bottled beer and soda water syphons in  
the neighbourhood, running miscellaneous errands, removing drunken and  
offensive persons from the premises by tact or muscle as occasion  
required, keeping in with the local policemen, defending the premises  
in general and the orchard in particular from depredators....  
"
Can but try it," said Mr. Polly towards tea time. "When there's  
nothing else on hand I suppose I might do a bit of fishing."  
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