The Gilded Age


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perhaps that didn't lessen the relish of the conversation to the  
correspondents.  
It seems that they had got hold of the dry-goods box packing story about  
Balloon, one day, and were talking it over when the Colonel came in.  
The Colonel wanted to know all about it, and Hicks told him. And then  
Hicks went on, with a serious air,  
"Colonel, if you register a letter, it means that it is of value, doesn't  
it? And if you pay fifteen cents for registering it, the government will  
have to take extra care of it and even pay you back its full value if it  
is lost. Isn't that so?"  
"Yes. I suppose it's so.".  
"
Well Senator Balloon put fifteen cents worth of stamps on each of those  
seven huge boxes of old clothes, and shipped that ton of second-hand  
rubbish, old boots and pantaloons and what not through the mails as  
registered matter! It was an ingenious thing and it had a genuine touch  
of humor about it, too. I think there is more real: talent among our  
public men of to-day than there was among those of old times--a far more  
fertile fancy, a much happier ingenuity. Now, Colonel, can you picture  
Jefferson, or Washington or John Adams franking their wardrobes through  
the mails and adding the facetious idea of making the government  
responsible for the cargo for the sum of one dollar and five cents?  
Statesmen were dull creatures in those days. I have a much greater  
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