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itself up with any sounds that are made within six feet of it. Now I'll  
show you how it works. I had an expert come and load this one up  
yesterday. Hello, it's been left open--it's too bad--still I reckon it  
hasn't had much chance to collect irrelevant stuff. All you do is to  
press this button in the floor--so."  
The phonograph began to sing in a plaintive voice:  
There is a boarding-house, far far away,  
Where they have ham and eggs, 3 times a day.  
"Hang it, that ain't it. Somebody's been singing around here."  
The plaintive song began again, mingled with a low, gradually rising wail  
of cats slowly warming up toward a fight;  
O, how the boarders yell,  
When they hear that dinner bell  
They give that landlord--  
(
momentary outburst of terrific catfight which drowns out one word.)  
Three times a day.  
(Renewal of furious catfight for a moment. The plaintive voice on a high  
fierce key, "Scat, you devils"--and a racket as of flying missiles.)  
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