The American Claimant


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I've got a little trick there that I want to show you. I've kept it  
perfectly quiet, not fifty people know anything about it. But that's my  
way, always been my way. Wait till you're ready, that's the idea; and  
when you're ready, zzip!--let her go!"  
"Well, Colonel, I've never seen a man that I've had such unbounded  
confidence in as you. When you say a thing right out, I always feel as  
if that ends it; as if that is evidence, and proof, and everything else."  
The old earl was profoundly pleased and touched.  
"I'm glad you believe in me, Washington; not everybody is so just."  
"I always have believed in you; and I always shall as long as I live."  
"Thank you, my boy. You shan't repent it. And you can't." Arrived in  
the "laboratory," the earl continued, "Now, cast your eye around this  
room--what do you see? Apparently a junk-shop; apparently a hospital  
connected with a patent office--in reality, the mines of Golconda in  
disguise! Look at that thing there. Now what would you take that thing  
to be?"  
"I don't believe I could ever imagine."  
"
Of course you couldn't. It's my grand adaptation of the phonograph to  
the marine service. You store up profanity in it for use at sea.  
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