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"MELTON MOWBRAY," Dutch Flat.--This correspondent sends a lot of  
doggerel, and says it has been regarded as very good in Dutch Flat. I  
give a specimen verse:  
The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold,  
And his cohorts were gleaming with purple and gold;  
And the sheen of his spears was like stars on the sea,  
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.**  
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*This piece of pleasantry, published in a San Francisco paper, was  
mistaken by the country journals for seriousness, and many and loud  
were the denunciations of the ignorance of author and editor, in not  
knowing that the lines in question were "written by Byron."  
There, that will do. That may be very good Dutch Flat poetry, but it  
won't do in the metropolis. It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like  
buttermilk gurgling from a jug. What the people ought to have is  
something spirited--something like "Johnny Comes Marching Home." However,  
keep on practising, and you may succeed yet. There is genius in you, but  
too much blubber.  
"ST. CLAIR HIGGINS." Los Angeles.--"My life is a failure; I have  
adored, wildly, madly, and she whom I love has turned coldly from me  
and shed her affections upon another. What would you advise me to  
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