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help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat--at least, not  
with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair  
usual average, I should judge that perhaps a couple of whales would be  
all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply  
good, middling-sized whales.  
"SIMON WHEELER," Sonora.--The following simple and touching remarks and  
accompanying poem have just come to hand from the rich gold-mining region  
of Sonora:  
To Mr. Mark Twain: The within parson, which I have set to poetry  
under the name and style of "He Done His Level Best," was one among  
the whitest men I ever see, and it ain't every man that knowed him  
that can find it in his heart to say he's glad the poor cuss is  
busted and gone home to the States. He was here in an early day,  
and he was the handyest man about takin' holt of anything that come  
along you most ever see, I judge. He was a cheerful, stirrin'  
cretur, always doin' somethin', and no man can say he ever see him  
do anything by halvers. Preachin was his nateral gait, but he  
warn't a man to lay back and twidle his thumbs because there didn't  
happen to be nothin' doin’ in his own especial line--no, sir, he was a  
man who would meander forth and stir up something for hisself. His  
last acts was to go his pile on "Kings-and" (calklatin' to fill, but  
which he didn't fill), when there was a "flush" out agin him, and  
naterally, you see, he went under. And so he was cleaned out as you  
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