Sketches New and Old


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"Now that is the way to write--peppery and to the point. Mush-and-milk  
journalism gives me the fan-tods."  
About this time a brick came through the window with a splintering crash,  
and gave me a considerable of a jolt in the back. I moved out of range  
--I began to feel in the way.  
The chief said, "That was the Colonel, likely. I've been expecting him  
for two days. He will be up now right away."  
He was correct. The Colonel appeared in the door a moment afterward with  
a dragoon revolver in his hand.  
He said, "Sir, have I the honor of addressing the poltroon who edits this  
mangy sheet?"  
"You have. Be seated, sir. Be careful of the chair, one of its legs is  
gone. I believe I have the honor of addressing the putrid liar, Colonel  
Blatherskite Tecumseh?"  
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Right, Sir. I have a little account to settle with you. If you are at  
leisure we will begin."  
"I have an article on the 'Encouraging Progress of Moral and Intellectual  
Development in America' to finish, but there is no hurry. Begin."  
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