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HANDY ANDY.  
This is about the idea. I could continue them till the reader was  
surfeited, if desirable.  
Shortly the principal Republican journal "convicted" me of wholesale  
bribery, and the leading Democratic paper "nailed" an aggravated case of  
blackmailing to me.  
[In this way I acquired two additional names: "Twain the Filthy  
Corruptionist" and "Twain the Loathsome Embracer."]  
By this time there had grown to be such a clamor for an "answer" to all  
the dreadful charges that were laid to me that the editors and leaders of  
my party said it would be political ruin for me to remain silent any  
longer. As if to make their appeal the more imperative, the following  
appeared in one of the papers the very next day:  
BEHOLD THE MAN!--The independent candidate still maintains silence.  
Because he dare not speak. Every accusation against him has been  
amply proved, and they have been indorsed and reindorsed by his own  
eloquent silence, till at this day he stands forever convicted.  
Look upon your candidate, Independents! Look upon the Infamous  
Perjurer! the Montana Thief! the Body-Snatcher! Contemplate your  
incarnate Delirium Tremens! your Filthy Corruptionist! your  
Loathsome Embracer! Gaze upon him--ponder him well--and then say if  
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