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from the Earth to Uranus, including visits to the Sun and Moon and all  
the principal planets on the route, will be charged at the low rate of  
$
2 for every 50,000,000 miles of actual travel. A great reduction will  
be made where parties wish to make the round trip. This comet is new and  
in thorough repair and is now on her first voyage. She is confessedly  
the fastest on the line. She makes 20,000,000 miles a day, with her  
present facilities; but, with a picked American crew and good weather,  
we are confident we can get 40,000,000 out of her. Still, we shall never  
push her to a dangerous speed, and we shall rigidly prohibit racing with  
other comets. Passengers desiring to diverge at any point or return will  
be transferred to other comets. We make close connections at all  
principal points with all reliable lines. Safety can be depended upon.  
It is not to be denied that the heavens are infested with  
OLD RAMSHACKLE COMETS  
that have not been inspected or overhauled in 10,000 years, and which  
ought long ago to have been destroyed or turned into hail-barges, but  
with these we have no connection whatever. Steerage passengers not  
allowed abaft the main hatch.  
Complimentary round-trip tickets have been tendered to General Butler,  
Mr. Shepherd, Mr. Richardson, and other eminent gentlemen, whose public  
services have entitled them to the rest and relaxation of a voyage of  
this kind. Parties desiring to make the round trip will have extra  
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