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The first time I began to sneeze, a friend told me to go and bathe my  
feet in hot water and go to bed. I did so. Shortly afterward, another  
friend advised me to get up and take a cold shower-bath. I did that  
also. Within the hour, another friend assured me that it was policy to  
"feed a cold and starve a fever." I had both. So I thought it best to  
fill myself up for the cold, and then keep dark and let the fever starve  
awhile.  
In a case of this kind, I seldom do things by halves; I ate pretty  
heartily; I conferred my custom upon a stranger who had just opened his  
restaurant that morning; he waited near me in respectful silence until I  
had finished feeding my cold, when he inquired if the people about  
Virginia City were much afflicted with colds? I told him I thought they  
were. He then went out and took in his sign.  
I started down toward the office, and on the way encountered another  
bosom friend, who told me that a quart of salt-water, taken warm, would  
come as near curing a cold as anything in the world. I hardly thought I  
had room for it, but I tried it anyhow. The result was surprising. I  
believed I had thrown up my immortal soul.  
Now, as I am giving my experience only for the benefit of those who are  
troubled with the distemper I am writing about, I feel that they will see  
the propriety of my cautioning them against following such portions of it  
as proved inefficient with me, and acting upon this conviction, I warn  
them against warm salt-water. It may be a good enough remedy, but I  
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