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that I stood almost with the late Harris in his esteem, my heart fairly  
stood still!  
I was bewildered beyond description. I did not doubt his word; I could  
not question a single item in a statement so stamped with the earnestness  
of truth as his; but its dreadful details overpowered me, and threw my  
thoughts into hopeless confusion. I saw the conductor looking at me.  
I said, "Who is that man?"  
"
He was a member of Congress once, and a good one. But he got caught in  
a snow-drift in the cars, and like to have been starved to death. He got  
so frost-bitten and frozen up generally, and used up for want of  
something to eat, that he was sick and out of his head two or three  
months afterward. He is all right now, only he is a monomaniac, and when  
he gets on that old subject he never stops till he has eat up that whole  
car-load of people he talks about. He would have finished the crowd by  
this time, only he had to get out here. He has got their names as pat as  
A B C. When he gets them all eat up but himself, he always says: 'Then  
the hour for the usual election for breakfast having arrived, and there  
being no opposition, I was duly elected, after which, there being no  
objections offered, I resigned. Thus I am here.'"  
I felt inexpressibly relieved to know that I had only been listening to  
the harmless vagaries of a madman instead of the genuine experiences of a  
bloodthirsty cannibal.  
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