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beginning to drive me from the Administration. I never attended but one  
Cabinet meeting while I was connected with the government. That was  
sufficient for me. The servant at the White House door did not seem  
disposed to make way for me until I asked if the other members of the  
Cabinet had arrived. He said they had, and I entered. They were all  
there; but nobody offered me a seat. They stared at me as if I had been  
an intruder. The President said:  
"
Well, sir, who are you?"  
I handed him my card, and he read: "The HON. MARK TWAIN, Clerk of the  
Senate Committee on Conchology." Then he looked at me from head to foot,  
as if he had never heard of me before. The Secretary of the Treasury  
said:  
"
This is the meddlesome ass that came to recommend me to put poetry and  
conundrums in my report, as if it were an almanac."  
The Secretary of War said: "It is the same visionary that came to me  
yesterday with a scheme to educate a portion of the Indians to death,  
and massacre the balance."  
The Secretary of the Navy said: "I recognize this youth as the person who  
has been interfering with my business time and again during the week. He  
is distressed about Admiral Farragut's using a whole fleet for a pleasure  
excursion, as he terms it. His proposition about some insane pleasure  
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