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because he'd always liked that tune when he was downhearted, and solemn  
music made him sad; and when they sung that with tears in their eyes  
(
because they all loved him), and his relations grieving around, he just  
laid there as happy as a bug, and trying to beat time and showing all  
over how much he enjoyed it; and presently he got worked up and excited,  
and tried to join in, for, mind you, he was pretty proud of his abilities  
in the singing line; but the first time he opened his mouth and was just  
going to spread himself his breath took a walk.  
"
I never see a man snuffed out so sudden. Ah, it was a great loss--a  
powerful loss to this poor little one-horse town. Well, well, well, I  
hain't got time to be palavering along here--got to nail on the lid and  
mosey along with him; and if you'll just give me a lift we'll skeet him  
into the hearse and meander along. Relations bound to have it so--don't  
pay no attention to dying injunctions, minute a corpse's gone; but, if I  
had my way, if I didn't respect his last wishes and tow him behind the  
hearse I'll be cuss'd. I consider that whatever a corpse wants done for  
his comfort is little enough matter, and a man hain't got no right to  
deceive him or take advantage of him; and whatever a corpse trusts me to  
do I'm a-going to do, you know, even if it's to stuff him and paint him  
yaller and keep him for a keepsake--you hear me!"  
He cracked his whip and went lumbering away with his ancient ruin of a  
hearse, and I continued my walk with a valuable lesson learned--that a  
healthy and wholesome is not necessarily impossible to any  
occupation. The lesson is likely to be lasting, for it will take many  
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