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839," as the date of his death. Deceased sat wearily down by me, and  
wiped his os frontis with his major maxillary--chiefly from former habit  
I judged, for I could not see that he brought away any perspiration.  
"It is too bad, too bad," said he, drawing the remnant of the shroud  
about him and leaning his jaw pensively on his hand. Then he put his  
left foot up on his knee and fell to scratching his anklebone absently  
with a rusty nail which he got out of his coffin.  
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What is too bad, friend?"  
Oh, everything, everything. I almost wish I never had died."  
You surprise me. Why do you say this? Has anything gone wrong? What  
is the matter?"  
"Matter! Look at this shroud-rags. Look at this gravestone, all  
battered up. Look at that disgraceful old coffin. All a man's property  
going to ruin and destruction before his eyes, and ask him if anything is  
wrong? Fire and brimstone!"  
"Calm yourself, calm yourself," I said. "It is too bad--it is certainly  
too bad, but then I had not supposed that you would much mind such  
matters, situated as you are."  
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Well, my dear sir, I DO mind them. My pride is hurt, and my comfort is  
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