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benevolent ladies of Nottingham, some of whom declared he was a child of  
God, if ever there was one. One of the ladies sent him a white camellia  
to wear at his execution."]  
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You will live in New Hampshire. In your sharp need and distress the  
Brown family will succor you--such of them as Pike the assassin left  
alive. They will be benefactors to you. When you shall have grown fat  
upon their bounty, and are grateful and happy, you will desire to make  
some modest return for these things, and so you will go to the house some  
night and brain the whole family with an ax. You will rob the dead  
bodies of your benefactors, and disburse your gains in riotous living  
among the rowdies and courtesans of Boston. Then you will be arrested,  
tried, condemned to be hanged, thrown into prison. Now is your happy  
day. You will be converted--you will be converted just as soon as  
every effort to compass pardon, commutation, or reprieve has failed--and  
then!--Why, then, every morning and every afternoon, the best and purest  
young ladies of the village will assemble in your cell and sing hymns.  
This will show that assassination is respectable. Then you will write a  
touching letter, in which you will forgive all those recent Browns. This  
will excite the public admiration. No public can withstand magnanimity.  
Next, they will take you to the scaffold, with great éclat, at the head  
of an imposing procession composed of clergymen, officials, citizens  
generally, and young ladies walking pensively two and two, and bearing  
bouquets and immortelles. You will mount the scaffold, and while the  
great concourse stand uncovered in your presence, you will read your  
sappy little speech which the minister has written for you. And then, in  
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