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friendlier than that.  
But I must not stand here and brag all night. However, you won't mind a  
body bragging a little about his country on the fourth of July. It is a  
fair and legitimate time to fly the eagle. I will say only one more word  
of brag--and a hopeful one. It is this. We have a form of government  
which gives each man a fair chance and no favor. With us no individual  
is born with a right to look down upon his neighbor and hold him in  
contempt. Let such of us as are not dukes find our consolation in that.  
And we may find hope for the future in the fact that as unhappy as is the  
condition of our political morality to-day, England has risen up out of  
a far fouler since the days when Charles I. ennobled courtesans and all  
political place was a matter of bargain and sale. There is hope for us  
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At least the above is the speech which I was going to make, but our  
minister, General Schenck, presided, and after the blessing, got up  
and made a great long inconceivably dull harangue, and wound up by  
saying that inasmuch as speech-making did not seem to exhilarate the  
guests much, all further oratory would be dispensed with during the  
evening, and we could just sit and talk privately to our  
elbow-neighbors and have a good sociable time. It is known that in  
consequence of that remark forty-four perfected speeches died in the  
womb. The depression, the gloom, the solemnity that reigned over  
the banquet from that time forth will be a lasting memory with many  
that were there. By that one thoughtless remark General Schenck  
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