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permanent reliable enemy. He will put himself to any amount of trouble  
to oblige a body, and therefore always has his hands full of things to be  
done for the helpless and the shiftless. And he knows how to do nearly  
everything, too. He is a man whose native benevolence is a well-spring  
that never goes dry. He stands always ready to help whoever needs help,  
as far as he is able--and not simply with his money, for that is a cheap  
and common charity, but with hand and brain, and fatigue of limb and  
sacrifice of time. This sort of men is rare.  
Riley has a ready wit, a quickness and aptness at selecting and applying  
quotations, and a countenance that is as solemn and as blank as the back  
side of a tombstone when he is delivering a particularly exasperating  
joke. One night a negro woman was burned to death in a house next door  
to us, and Riley said that our landlady would be oppressively emotional  
at breakfast, because she generally made use of such opportunities as  
offered, being of a morbidly sentimental turn, and so we should find it  
best to let her talk along and say nothing back--it was the only way to  
keep her tears out of the gravy. Riley said there never was a funeral in  
the neighborhood but that the gravy was watery for a week.  
And, sure enough, at breakfast the landlady was down in the very sloughs  
of woe--entirely brokenhearted. Everything she looked at reminded her of  
that poor old negro woman, and so the buckwheat cakes made her sob, the  
coffee forced a groan, and when the beefsteak came on she fetched a wail  
that made our hair rise. Then she got to talking about deceased, and  
kept up a steady drizzle till both of us were soaked through and through.  
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