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at heart, and feel that it would only be an ornamental folly. What  
you want is a nice jail, you know--a nice, substantial jail and a  
free school. These will be a lasting benefit to you. These will  
make you really contented and happy. I will move in the matter at  
once.  
'
Very truly, etc.,  
Mark Twain,  
For James W. N------, U. S. Senator.'  
'
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That is the way you answered that letter. Those people say they will  
hang me, if I ever enter that district again; and I am perfectly  
satisfied they will, too."  
"
Well, sir, I did not know I was doing any harm. I only wanted to  
convince them."  
"Ah. Well, you did convince them, I make no manner of doubt. Now, here  
is another specimen. I gave you a petition from certain gentlemen of  
Nevada, praying that I would get a bill through Congress incorporating  
the Methodist Episcopal Church of the State of Nevada. I told you to  
say, in reply, that the creation of such a law came more properly within  
the province of the state legislature; and to endeavor to show them that,  
in the present feebleness of the religious element in that new commonwealth, the  
expediency of incorporating the church was questionable. What did you write?  
"'WASHINGTON, Nov. 24.  
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