Sketches New and Old


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vandal as a relic.  
The views having been completed, it was now considered safe to load the  
precious Monument itself upon the backs of four of the largest Tortoises  
and send it home to the king's museum, which was done; and when it  
arrived it was received with enormous érclat and escorted to its future  
abiding-place by thousands of enthusiastic citizens, King Bullfrog XVI.  
himself attending and condescending to sit enthroned upon it throughout  
the progress.  
The growing rigor of the weather was now admonishing the scientists to  
close their labors for the present, so they made preparations to journey  
homeward. But even their last day among the Caverns bore fruit; for one  
of the scholars found in an out-of-the-way corner of the Museum or  
"Burial Place" a most strange and extraordinary thing. It was nothing  
less than a double Man-Bird lashed together breast to breast by a natural  
ligament, and labeled with the untranslatable words, "Siamese Twins."  
The official report concerning this thing closed thus:  
"
Wherefore it appears that there were in old times two distinct species  
of this majestic fowl, the one being single and the other double. Nature  
has a reason for all things. It is plain to the eye of science that the  
Double-Man originally inhabited a region where dangers abounded; hence he  
was paired together to the end that while one part slept the other might  
watch; and likewise that, danger being discovered, there might always be  
a double instead of a single power to oppose it. All honor to the  
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