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were saved, all others destroyed. The (king?) commanded this stone  
to be set up to . . . (untranslatable) . . . prevent the  
repetition of it."  
This was the first successful and satisfactory translation that had been  
made of the mysterious character left behind him by extinct man, and it  
gave Professor Woodlouse such reputation that at once every seat of  
learning in his native land conferred a degree of the most illustrious  
grade upon him, and it was believed that if he had been a soldier and had  
turned his splendid talents to the extermination of a remote tribe of  
reptiles, the king would have ennobled him and made him rich. And this,  
too, was the origin of that school of scientists called Manologists,  
whose specialty is the deciphering of the ancient records of the extinct  
bird termed Man. [For it is now decided that Man was a bird and not a  
reptile.] But Professor Woodlouse began and remained chief of these, for  
it was granted that no translations were ever so free from error as his.  
Others made mistakes--he seemed incapable of it. Many a memorial of the  
lost race was afterward found, but none ever attained to the renown and  
veneration achieved by the "Mayoritish Stone" it being so called from the  
word "Mayor" in it, which, being translated "King," "Mayoritish Stone"  
was but another way of saying "King Stone."  
Another time the expedition made a great "find." It was a vast round  
flattish mass, ten frog-spans in diameter and five or six high.  
Professor Snail put on his spectacles and examined it all around, and  
then climbed up and inspected the top. He said:  
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