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This day, by order, did the engineer-in-chief, Herr Spider, rig the  
necessary tackle for the overturning of the vast reservoir, and so its  
calamitous contents were discharged in a torrent upon the thirsty earth,  
which drank it up, and now there is no more danger, we reserving but a  
few drops for experiment and scrutiny, and to exhibit to the king and  
subsequently preserve among the wonders of the museum. What this liquid  
is has been determined. It is without question that fierce and most  
destructive fluid called lightning. It was wrested, in its container,  
from its storehouse in the clouds, by the resistless might of the flying  
planet, and hurled at our feet as she sped by. An interesting discovery  
here results. Which is, that lightning, kept to itself, is quiescent; it  
is the assaulting contact of the thunderbolt that releases it from  
captivity, ignites its awful fires, and so produces an instantaneous  
combustion and explosion which spread disaster and desolation far and  
wide in the earth."  
After another day devoted to rest and recovery, the expedition proceeded  
upon its way. Some days later it went into camp in a pleasant part of  
the plain, and the savants sallied forth to see what they might find.  
Their reward was at hand. Professor Bull Frog discovered a strange tree,  
and called his comrades. They inspected it with profound interest. It  
was very tall and straight, and wholly devoid of bark, limbs, or foliage.  
By triangulation Lord Longlegs determined its altitude; Herr Spider  
measured its circumference at the base and computed the circumference at  
its top by a mathematical demonstration based upon the warrant furnished  
by the uniform degree of its taper upward. It was considered a very  
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