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Then I sat down bewildered and exhausted.  
The president of the society came up and bathed my head with cold water,  
and said: "What made you carry on so toward the last?"  
I said: "I was trying to make that confounded old fool laugh, in the  
second row."  
And he said: "Well, you were wasting your time, because he is deaf and  
dumb, and as blind as a badger!"  
Now, was that any way for that old man's nephew to impose on a stranger  
and orphan like me? I ask you as a man and brother, if that was any way  
for him to do?  
THE OFFICE BORE--[Written about 1869]  
He arrives just as regularly as the clock strikes nine in the morning.  
And so he even beats the editor sometimes, and the porter must leave his  
work and climb two or three pairs of stairs to unlock the "Sanctum" door  
and let him in. He lights one of the office pipes--not reflecting, perhaps,  
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